This is an accurate representation on how I prioritize my life.
Brownie in a mug
eating it now. so good,
Marcie this is positively sinful! So good and cheap and fast! thank you for reblogging it!
Never not reflagging
ITS IN THE MICROWAVE AS WE SPEAK
IN THE MICROWAVE AHHHHH
Do this all the time with my housemates~
I FOUND IT AGAIN HECKYEAH
So I wrote some pick up lines guise.
Hey girl, is that a pencil in your pocket or have you been running through my mind all day?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or do you like your eggs fertilized in the morning.
Is that a mirror in your pants, cause you turn me on.
I’m not drunk, but your messing with perfection.
Are you cold? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Because it doesn’t have your number in it.
You must be a thief, because heaven is a long way from here.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
..I give up.
Deck the halls with “Origin of Species.”